A big day at soviet school. The teacher: "Children, today you will meet a veteran of the Civil War who witnessed red general Chapaev's heroic death!" So, everybody is very excited, and finally and old guy comes in and starts telling his story: - Well, kids, there I was, lying on the river bank behind a machine gun, and then General baron Wrangel himself says "Hey, Yesaul, look, Chapaev the red bitch himself swimming over there!" "Oh" - I replied - "Yes, Your Highness, I see the motherfucker". And that was the end of Chapaev.
>>4243 Not funny. Shtirlitz jokes should be absurd and full of wordplay-- oh wait, you're talking about Chapaev. Nevermind then. Anyway. An american, a frenchman and a russian are sitting around the bonfire and boasting about their achievements. So, the american says "I can swim 50 miles, run 100 miles and I won't even break a sweat after all of this!". The frenchman answers "Ha! Pathetic! I can swim 100 miles and run 300 miles and I won't even break a sweat after twice that amount!" The russian remained csilent, calmly stirring bonfire's charcoal with his dick.
A young man asked his his grandfather Pankrat once: "Gramps, why every female in this village is still swooning over you?" Musingly licking his eyebrows, old Pankrat answered: "i honestly don't know."
>>4269 >German humour
>>4293>live in .ru and still not using proxy/vpn
>>4294 Maybe he lives not in .ru and using russian proxy/vpn?
>>4295 It's like hitting toes with a hammer every morning, cus fuck you, toes!
>>4293 No, German humour is: - How do you disguise a joyful biker? - Flies between the teeth.
USSR. In the school. Teacher speaks: - Childrens, today to us arrived man which have been see our dear Vasiliy Ivanovich Chapaev before his heroic death! Grandfather enters and he speaks. - Well what here to say. Urals shore. I be with the machine gun. Suddenly Look! I see Chapay swiming into the river! and then My Lord say “FIRE”! That's all! This is be single occurrence when i see Chapay! (little more to original version this very old bearded joke)
