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No. 4829       [Reply]
Реквестирую Сырен во Франции, для возможной сходки на нейтральной территории в после сессионный период.
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No. 4845  
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>>4831
Судентота, два года тут живу, до этого часто ездил от администрации родного города по городам по братимам, там всякие встречи в мериях, диалоги с местной властью и прочие прелести.
>>4838
I am living in Pessac, don't have time to work somewhere, University takes almost all my time.
Cool stories? What are you talking about? I have nothing like this or just, I dunno , it's a bit difficult to distinguish interesting and boring stories, cause' it's my life however. (:
No. 4846  
>>4845
what do you study
how much does it cost
who pays for you
any plans to get back to big bad russia
No. 4847  
>>4846
Economics and managment.
420 euros for year.
Parents, however it's almost free if we compare prices for university in Russia and this 420 euros.
Nope, after this want to try Hong-Kong or Tokyo, because I have a lot of friends there. I prefer Japan, because want to study in the HAL univetsity, but it's a bit expensive, that's why first thing to do is a find a job to be able to pay for my further education
No. 4848  
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>>4847
lol really cheap
and what about living costs
also what do you think, they give you a good education on whatever you wanna learn or just meh tier
HAL looks cool lol and really japanese regarding disciplines and professions
how much time have you spent in japan
how is it there (it looks like candyland with sweet human-elves to me, i might want to be redpilled)
also i want to study fundamental physics but im afraid i fucked up my chances already
regards, fella 23 y.o neet of moscow who probably stuck in it or neetness for life
No. 4849  
>>4847
Сколько тебе сейчас лет?
Если планируешь еще одно обучение в азии, то не боишься остаться вечным студентом?
Какие языки ты знаешь?
Может быть везде за границей планируешь общаться на английском не обращая внимания на местный язык, но так ты же нигде не станешь "своим".
No. 4850  
>>4849
Может, он мастера/PhD хочет в Азии, а не второе высшее.
No. 4876  
Сейчас 19, не боюсь оказаться вечным студентом. Знаю русский, французский, английский со всякими дипломами подтверждающими это, сейчас еще учу испанский. Со следующего года буду учить японский. Нет не боюсь что будет трудно знать много языков, я и так знаю частично письменность и большой словарный запас в этих двух допах, просто в порядок нужно привести и грамматику.
Нет не планирую общаться на английском, говорить на английском разве что вариант если ехать работать в Гон-Конг.
>>4850
Нет, именно вторую вышку. Во Франции, по моей специальности, получают вышку с магистратурой за пять лет.
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No. 4839       [Reply]
sup niggers
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No. 4853  
Vodka Niggers Balalaika
War Matreshka Kostroma
Space Gagarin Sputnik Laika
Dollar Barrel USA
No. 4854  
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>>4853
You polandballs are sure funny guys. Nearly everyone from Poland (whom I met, ofc) are cheerful and, you know, looks like their lives are much more easier than ours in Russia. I hope you will be ok and crazy Putin and fools from russian goverment will not invade.
Best regards, Travelling frog. Next time I will spend my holidays in Rome!
No. 4855  
>>4854
>will not invade
... Poland!
Something like that. See you.
No. 4856  
>>4853
> Kostroma
> USA
u lost me.
No. 4858  
>>4854
I am afraid to inform you that I am not Polack at all.
But your observations are absolutely correct.
Comparing my previous place of living with Poland, yes life here is easier and people are more joyful. Maybe even more open-hearted. Furthermore, there are much more different opportunities for young people in Poland.

>I hope you will be ok
Everything will be great, ha-ha.
You can be absolutely calm about Poland.
Russia in it's current state can't invade not Eastern Europe nor Baltic states. Latest Russian policy looked more like convulsions than rational behavior. But newspapers in Poland are comparing Putin with Hitler. I personally think it is preposterous and impossible scenario.

>Next time I will spend my holidays in Rome!
Godspeed you, Travelling frog.
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>>4858
>Latest Russian policy looked more like convulsions than rational behavior.
NO! YOU'RE LYING! RUSHKA STRONG! LIBERATORS WILL COME!
No. 4865  
>>4864
I want to believe.
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No. 4368       [Reply]
Ask a drunk American anything
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No. 4830  
>>4828
Sorry, was drunk.
No. 4832  
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>>4830
still drunked
No. 4833  
>>4832
What?
>She's drunk, I bet she's still drunk.
>‘Shuggie's still drunk.’
>oh dear still drunk that's what it is
"Was drunk" is correct form. But meanings are different, of course.
>Suddenly I realised I was drunk and alone.
>‘He assaulted her daughter when he was drunk.’
>She moved then, swaying a bit as if she was drunk.
No. 4834  
>>4833
go away, bro. vodka-influenced people don't need any grammar audience
No. 4835  
>>4834
Hm, that makes sense.
No. 4836  
>>4835
i'm pretty sure of it, lol
No. 4837  
Coolstory bro, I like it.
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No. 4741       [Reply]
Здраво быдла! шведский негр здесь, кто пытается говорить по-русски. Я учился всё самом.Вы думаете что я хорошо говорю?

Картина не свясанная,Это Франко
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No. 4744  
Я мало говорю по-русски а уже могу писать россискую поэзию.
Я буду быть великим поэтом как Пушкин!
Вот мой поэм:
Виктор не любил Сталина
Сталин не любил Виктора
КГБ убил Виктора
No. 4745  

This board is kinda slow, but you are welcome.
>Здраво
Maybe some slavs use that as greeting, I don't know, but in Russia it's kinda unusual. "Здоро́во" is more appropriate.
>быдла
"Быдло" is correct.
>шведский негр здесь, кто пытается говорить по-русски
The more language-wise correctly is "шведский негр, пытающийся говорить по-русски, здесь" or even "я шведский негр, пытающийся говорить по-русски". Your version is gramatically fine, but nobody talks like that.
>Я учился всё самом
"Я учил все сам" is probably what you want to say. :D
>Вы думаете что я хорошо говорю?
I don't think so. Your language usage sucks.
>Картина не свясанная
We say "картина" about the pieces of painted art hanging on the walls of art gallery. But we say "картинка" (you can translate that like "a small picture" or "a petty picture") about pictures on Internet or in computers in general. Don't ask why, it's Russian magic.
Also you probably want to say "несвязанная", but the best choice here is the short form "не связана", I guess.
>>4744
LOL.

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No. 4746  
>>4745
A-a "быдла" множественный форм
No. 4747  
Активизировать его, шведский!
No. 4748  
>>4746
The word "быдло" has no plural form, it's kinda uncountable.
"Быдла" is the genitive of "быдло". Yes, Russian has cases, the six of them.
No. 4749  
>>4748
>no plural form
быдлы, ёпта.
такие как ты.
No. 4750  
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>>4749
R U D E
U
D
E
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No. 4666       [Reply]
Greetings, passengers.

I'd like to ask: what can be compared in Russia to a german Meister?

A Meister is someone with a qualification between a worker and engineer in a company, he has the basic knowledge from his origin job (electrician, metal worker, optics, chemicals, mainly) and has taken additional exams in law, accounting, work and personal organisation, which would qualify him as Meister Industrie (Industry, obviously).
He's then something like a connection link between the upper (boss) and lower (workers) hierarchy, he receives references from the boss and organises his incoherent rambling in working plans for the workers, also, overlooks the processes and controls them.

A Handwerksmeister (a guild master of trade: electro, metal, baker, painter, roofer, gunsmith, blacksmith, restorer, etc.) has same qualifications, except this title also qualifies the Handwerkmeister to found a own company and hire apprentices (both Meisters can qualify apprentices).

Also, both titles also can replace the abitur, which allow them to enter a higher education facility (only based on their professional field).

How would you call such professional in Russia and do you think, a Meister would find a decent employment in Russia? Or what would probably happen?
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No. 4730  
>>4729

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2srn_ABKwkc
No. 4731  
Mental disorders surely do present among Russians, as we can see by this thread.
No. 4732  
>>4731
Yes. No sane person would associate himself with Russians or Russia.
http://englishrussia.com/2014/10/05/donetsk-today/
No. 4733  
Thank you for your answers, friends.
Sadly, with appearance of ukrotrolls the thread turned to shit, (as expected from salo), so feel free to close it.
No. 4734  
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>>4733
I'm not Ukrainian. I've spent my whole life in Russia and have Russian citizenship, so I've all authority to criticize this deficient country.
No. 4735  
this is how caring are russian people:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1e6_1412751167
No. 4737  
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No. 4336       [Reply]
My dream is to ride the transiberian, to travel Russia from tip to tip.
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No. 4462  
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Меня вот интересует, откуда здесь аноны из таких ебеней. И вообще, не знал, что там кто-то посещает АИБ даже после обретения дерьмократии.
No. 4473  
>>4462
А как ты определяешь, ебеня или нет?
На флаг не обращай внимание, это прокся.
No. 4475  
>>4462
>пик
Это первое, с чем у тебя ассоциируется Чили?
No. 4481  
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>>4475
No. 4501  
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My dream is to ride the transsexual :P
No. 4558  
>>4475
А что там?
No. 4655  
На днях годовщина переворота была, кстати.
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No. 4346       [Reply]
Russian faggots, I need your help.

I'm currently living with a russian roommate. He's been cooking this. How is that called?
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No. 4353  
>>4352
Wut?
No. 4354  
>>4353
UWBFTP в лучших традициях модтни.

(ПОТРЕБИТЕЛЬ БЫЛ ЗАПРЕЩЁН ДЛЯ ЭТОГО СТОЛБА)
No. 4361  
olololo spurdo :----DDD
No. 4400  
so, my gitlar collauge-ne, dats 'n a:
1) Selyodka pod shuboi.
2) Herring under a fur coat.
3) Hering unter einem Pelzmantel.
No. 4401  
>>4400
Под пушистым мехом... Звучит не очень съедобно.
Другой немец-кун.
No. 4402  
>>4401
Это Империя!
No. 4552  
btw, it tastes really good. Come on and try it, you German faggot.
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No. 4194       [Reply]
リアルで萌好き女性は存在するの？
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No. 4196  
うちのサークルでガチでいますが
No. 4198  
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Ничего не понял, пощу атаку смертников.
No. 4201  
Ребятки, посоветуйте учебников по мунспику, будет чем заняться на каникулах в деревне.
No. 4202  
>>4201
Нечаева.
No. 4213  
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>>4201
М. Судо "Элементарный японский детям и взрослым".
本当が良い教科書です。
誰かが日本語を話しますか、ここに？
No. 4214  
>>4213
ここに誰もういない
No. 4398  
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誰にも話たいのぉ〜
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No. 4162       [Reply]
Не отображается на ычане капча уже два дня. Местоположение — Германия. Извините, в /d/ по понятным причинам написать не могу, а знакомых ычановцев тоже нету.
Не отображается в хромиуме, фф, хроме на андроиде.
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No. 4391  
>>4390
>Europe
Wut?
No. 4392  
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>>4391
Хозхол небось.
No. 4393  
Мод-тян, зачем ты меня опять забанила, я ведь ничего не сделал. И в /d/ даже не пожаловаться.
No. 4394  
>>4393
Пойду, пожалуюсь за тебя.
No. 4395  
>>4393
А кто модерирует /int/?
Мод-тян или Соус?
No. 4396  
>>4395
Соус, ясное дело.
No. 4397  
>>4394>>4395>>4396
Спасибо всем!
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No. 4374       [Reply]
Hello, Russia.
Would you eat a Mettbrötchen when in Germany?

It's a typical german breakfast food.
Fresh raw minced meat with sliced onions, with salt and pepper. Tastes delicious.
I buy Mett from small local butchery, so i can be sure it's fresh. Nobody would sell Mett on the next day, so it gets thrown away of fryed into meatballs.
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No. 4377  
>>4374
>raw meat
Enjoy your worms.
No. 4380  
>>4377
Eat it since 10 years. No worms or troyans detected.
No. 4381  
>>4380
Do you eat raw eggs too?

And not boiled water?
No. 4382  
>>4381
Raw eggs, what am i, Rocky?
As for water, i don't need to boil it. Do you?
No. 4383  
>>4382
My water smells like chlorine until I boil it.
No. 4384  
>>4383
Enjoy your dioxides.
No. 4385  
>>4384
lolwto
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